Monday, October 11, 2004

 

So I've been reading some folks' blogs over the past week. I've come to a couple of conclusions:

1) The Internet is waaaay theraputic. Not only because of the whole "Journaling makes you happy" concept, but it's also because if you need to relate to someone, you just leave a comment. BAM. Your $.02 is in the bank, and nothing can do anything about it! The only thing is, if the blog is actually a forum, and it's moderated, then you run the risk of being unpopular.

There goes being someone you're not on the internet.

2) Things are not what they seem. People can talk behind your back... But can they talk behind yoru Yahoo! account?!? I think so. I mean, PM's are quite plentiful, but when's the last time you were in a chat room, and you were privvy to a conversation that happened while you were there, that you didn't participate in?

3) People seem to need porn. I don't know why, but I would argue that the internet is what you make of it. If you want to do a bunch of car stuff, then you've got car sites, blogs, forums, meetups, etc. If you want sex, then you've gotta pay for it. It just goes to show that those with lots of $$ probably aren't out there looking for better ways to improve their Fourier Transform hobby.

4) I really need a laptop. Anyone want to donate?

Okay, so those are my thoughts....

ONE MORE!

So my buddy paul and I were having a discussion about metrosexuals. I made the comment that because there are butch and affeminate straight and gay guys, then there were butch and affeminate metrosexuals. Paul made a good point (POINT!) by pointing out that metrosexuals isn't actually a sexuality. I guess my theory would apply to bi-sexuals, not metro sexuals.

But from this dialogue, we came up with the concept of a RURASEXUAL. A rurasexal is a butch straight man who might be confused with a butch gay guy. (Because a metrosexual is a straight guy who might be confused with an affeminate gay guy.)

• He dates, but they're usually friendship types of dates with the trailerpark's fag hag.
• He shops, but not at walmart; he shops at Target.
• He's into racing, but not NASCAR. No, he's into the Petite Lamon (or whatever)
• He hasn't had a date in a while, ever since friends went off the air.

There are some other nuainces, but I'm sure that they don't really matter as much as this guy's obvious affection for the way the vines drape his trailer's shutters.

Maybe I should submit this to the Blue Collar TV.

Jack

posted by Jack 10/11/2004 10:32:00 AM

Thursday, June 10, 2004

 

so GAIM has plugin capabilities. One such plugin is to be able to generate random away messages. One option on these random away messages is to have fortunes. I will now start to post fortunes. If you would like to post your own fortunes, please do so!

So far, Slashdot has given me my first fortune/quote:

Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -- Spock

God Bless America - Ronald Regan

Thanks!

posted by Jack 6/10/2004 12:04:00 PM

Friday, April 02, 2004

 

I am so confused, it's not even funny. I don't know where Kayla is, I don' know if she's happy, and I really don' t know what the hell i should be doing about it!!!

posted by Jack 4/02/2004 08:23:00 AM

Monday, February 16, 2004

 

11. Wireless Earbuds.

Two ways to do this:
I) RF. Transmitter and receiver, fabed from scratch.
2) Digital. I could use a DSP chip to do video and audio.

3) Blue tooth.

posted by Jack 2/16/2004 10:37:00 PM

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

 

1. Get kayla to learn to swallow.
2. Graduate College.
3. Be a scoutmaster.
4. Get a job.
5. Find god.
6. Get Lasik
7. Have kids.
8. Go to Egypt
9. in 45 years, get all of the ato's together
10. Get shot into space.

posted by Jack 2/11/2004 01:11:00 AM

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

 

I did the one thing that guarantess me a one way ticket out of Kayla ville.

I don't know how to explain, rationalize, or address my behavior. What I do know is that I hurt the only one that I really love in this world and now she is hurting more than anyone could ever hurt. On top of that,


I don't think she should break up with me. She is hurting right now and all I can think about is losing her. I know for a fact that I am in danger of losing her. I know that if I lose her, I will be hurting just as much as she is right now, becuase I've lost the one thing that makes me happy no matter what the circumstances. Not only that, but she would be lost because of my actions. Because of what I did. I have brought more hurt to the one I love because I couldnt' control myself. I hate myself. I don't know if I want to be me.

Wha I love about her will stay the same, but what she loves about me will have to be redefined if she forgives me. Something is lost, and the pain will come when we try to find what is lost.


She should not break up with me because that was not who I am. It's not the man she loves. The man she loves is not a drunken horndog who feels that what he wants is what he gets. She fell in love with a man who respects all things and loves her unequivically. If she breaks up with me, she would be breaking up with me because of the drunken fool and not the man that she loves.

I love her. I'm going to bed.

posted by Jack 1/14/2004 09:02:00 AM